Recipes

yeah yeah, one of these days just maybe...
just maybe...
just maybe...

The Wooden Spoon Restaurant RATTLESNAKE RECIPE

catch snake by the tail...
swing it around and around...
then with a quick whip-snap...
remove the head...

simmer bones...
in white mirepoix...
for stock...
add roux for a veloute based sauce...
season with tobasco and cayenne...

saute meat...
delicately...
in cilantro flavored olive oil...

serve over breadcrumbs...
sauteed to the appearence...
of sand...

garnish with pickled catus...

make belts...
from skin and rattles...
total utilization....

sell belts...
on roadside stands on weekends...

reserve venom for future use...

catch another...
do it again....

There is nothing down here...

May all your fours have sevens